It was Christmas Eve, real late at night A fella was going to bed to get some shut-eye Pulled the covers over my head, getting cozy Not even a moment later, I was dozing But soon after, things were getting real strange Started seeing floating Christmas ornaments and candy canes In front of me was Santa, I was kinda scared Said he had a job for me, a grudge against Mariah Carey Can't let this hoe have control over Christmas, no She's gotta go, throw her ass out the front door Ever since she dropped that treachery in '94 The market for good jolly hymns been real slow Me and Saint Nick gonna pull up, staying low Aiming at her with an SBR, loaded up Down she goes, this ain't like a lotta days Now we won't hear her anymore on the holidays Pull up to Mariah's crib in a hurry Weather's getting bad, stirring up a flurry Getting real cold, but I never worry We gonna get the job done for sure, G Start creeping around the perimeter Living room window, I see her in there Me and Kris Kringle getting loaded up Afterwards, get some cranberry soda Can't let this hoe have control over Christmas, no She's gotta go, throw her ass out the front door Ever since she dropped that treachery in '94 The market for good jolly hymns been real slow Me and Saint Nick gonna pull up, staying low Aiming at her with an SBR, loaded up Down she goes, this ain't like a lotta days Now we won't hear her anymore on the holidays After that, Santa took me home Made sure to ask him for a stack of dough Couldn't go to sleep, mind kept going All I could do was stare at the floor, but Still fell asleep, woke up the next morning Wanna say that what I got was boring, but Santa left a gift for me under the tree, so Happy holidays to all, filled with glee Can't let this hoe have control over Christmas, no She's gotta go, throw her ass out the front door Ever since she dropped that treachery in '94 The market for good jolly hymns been real slow Me and Saint Nick gonna pull up, staying low Aiming at her with an SBR, loaded up Down she goes, this ain't like a lotta days Now we won't hear her anymore on the holidays